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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Burnout

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You kids today don't suffer like I suffered in my day, which is good because suffering is bad.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Help

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Also how come you never just get a neutral mob?


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dead

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I heard you like relatable slice of life humor?


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A male wingless ant?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eyes

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If you didn't want me to look, you shouldn't have evolved elaborate mimicry.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal

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This way avoids violence.


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So I was just going to make a "oh so dad jokes are domesticated chimp politics" but then I searched for it, ended up discovering that Bert Haanstra made a documentary about Frans de Waal's work in 1984 already called "The Family of Chimps", which you can watch here dubbed in English by Haanstra himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r-TEKSnSXM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc__L9Vo4g0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I12WaQ_GEO0

... but then I discovered that Haanstra's 1972 "Bij de Beesten Af" (aka "Ape and Super-Ape") has *also* been uploaded to YT by the Dutch Institute for Sound & Vision, in 4K:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obUI6vwfBU

(CW: the latter is a Dutch nature documentary from the seventies, and the topic of reproduction comes up near the end around the 1:22. So obviously a few minutes later there's a sex scene, followed by a close-up of a human baby being born)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Order

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So one of my kids classmates in preschool is the child of two lawyers (the cool defending civil rights kind), he's kind of ridiculously bright. Not even three yet and he already taught himself the alphabet and is in the process of teaching himself how to read by spelling out words phonetically.

I imagine this is what conversations in their household will be like by the time he's five.
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