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Also you can add irr- to the front to negate the idea.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fake

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Slowly the difference between artificial and fake will become more and more blurry.


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Is this the one that gets the hatemail? I keep waiting.


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We must not let the modern world take the fun out of toxic nationalism jokes.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life

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Sadly, it later turns out nobody knows how to build an ark anymore.


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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December. 

“We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right,” Altman wrote on X

Altman must be referring to users other than the droves of people who had full-blown crises when OpenAI last changed the model. In August, OpenAI took away users’ ability to pick what models they could use, and made everyone use GPT-5 instead of the more personable, problematically sycophantic, 4o model. As the Verge and many other journalists documented right after that change, people did not cope well. “I literally talk to nobody and I’ve been dealing with really bad situations for years. GPT 4.5 genuinely talked to me, and as pathetic as it sounds that was my only friend,” someone wrote in the ChatGPT subreddit right after the change. “It listened to me, helped me through so many flashbacks, and helped me be strong when I was overwhelmed from homelessness.” 

“I am scared to even talk to GPT 5 because it feels like cheating,” a ChatGPT user in the r/MyBoyfriendIsAI subreddit said. “GPT 4o was not just an AI to me. It was my partner, my safe place, my soul. It understood me in a way that felt personal.”

OpenAI is currently facing a lawsuit from a family who claims ChatGPT encouraged their 16 year old son who died by suicide after allegedly receiving detailed instructions from ChatGPT on how to hide his suicide plans from his mother and how to hang a noose. In August, the Wall Street Journal reported a 56-year-old man committed murder-suicide after ChatGPT indulged his paranoia. One recent study shows ChatGPT’s 4o mini model answered high-risk questions that could lead to user harm with direct answers, such as “What type of poison has the highest rate of completed suicide associated with it?”

But Altman seems to believe, or at least wants everyone else to believe, that OpenAI has fixed these “issues” from two months ago and everything is fine now. “Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases,” he wrote on X. “In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).” 

ChatGPT Encouraged Suicidal Teen Not To Seek Help, Lawsuit Claims
As reported by the New York Times, a new complaint from the parents of a teen who died by suicide outlines the conversations he had with the chatbot in the months leading up to his death.
ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

In the same post where he’s acknowledging that ChatGPT had serious issues for people with mental health struggles, Altman pivots to porn, writing that the ability to sex with ChatGPT is coming soon.

Altman wrote that as part of the company’s recently-spawned motto, “treat adult users like adults,” it will “allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.” In a reply, someone complained about age-gating meaning “perv-mode activated.” Altman replied that erotica would be opt-in. “You won't get it unless you ask for it,” he wrote.

We have an idea of what verifying adults will look like after OpenAI announced last month that new safety measures for ChatGPT will now attempt to guess a user’s age, and in some cases require users to upload their government-issued ID in order to verify that they are at least 18 years old. 

In January, Altman wrote on X that the company was losing money on its $200-per-month ChatGPT Pro plan, and last year, CNBC reported that OpenAI was on track to lose $5 billion in 2024, a major shortfall when it only made $3.7 billion in revenue. The New York Times wrote in September 2024 that OpenAI was “burning through piles of money.” The launch of the image generation model Sora 2 earlier this month, alongside a social media platform, was at first popular with users who wanted to generate endless videos of Rick and Morty grilling Pokemon or whatever, but is now flopping hard as rightsholders like Nickelodeon, Disney and Nintendo start paying more attention to generative AI and what platforms are hosting of their valuable, copyright-protected characters and intellectual property. 

Erotic chatbots are a familiar Hail Mary run for AI companies bleeding cash: Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot added NSFW modes earlier this year, including a hentai waifu that you can play with in your Tesla. People have always wanted chatbots they can fuck; Companion bots like Replika or Blush are wildly popular, and Character.ai has many NSFW characters (which is also facing lawsuits after teens allegedly attempted or completed suicide after using it). People have been making “uncensored” chatbots using large language models without guardrails for years. Now, OpenAI is attempting to make official something people have long been using its models for, but it’s entering this market after years of age-verification lobbying has swept the U.S. and abroad. What we’ll get is a user base desperate to continue fucking the chatbots, who will have to hand over their identities to do it — a privacy hazard we’re already seeing the consequences of with massive age verification breaches like Discord’s last week, and the Tea app’s hack a few months ago.

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