Realbotix makes allegedly realistic life-sized silicone-skin dolls, with a robot mechanism and — of course! — AI.
Humanoid robots are a hot prospect for the next tech bubble after AI. They’re a bit hampered by the fact they’re sort of rubbish, they don’t work, and almost nobody wants them.
Realbotix needs sales. They sold just 19 robot dolls over March, April, and May this year. [press release, archive]
So let’s fob the dolls off onto people who can’t say no!
Realbotix is trying to push the robots onto old people in England, to combat loneliness. It’s not like the local councils could hire visiting carers, who would be cheaper than the robots. [press release, archive]
But Realbotix made a real splash this month with the announcement they’d got a robot doll into a school in upstate New York. Meet Sally, the robot teaching assistant for Salamanca High School! [press release, archive]
Students interact with personalized avatars trained in district curriculum, delivering educationally regulated support, concept reinforcement, individual tutoring, and 24/7 homework support across multiple languages.
The school is inside the Seneca nation. 40% of the students are native American. The native residents are not pleased. Sierra May Adams, a substitute teacher at the school, told the Guardian: [Guardian]
Out of all the schools in New York state, let alone in the US, they chose to experiment on Native American children yet again.
Lacey Pihlblad, a teacher at the school and president of Salamanca Teachers’ Association, told the Guardian:
The Salamanca teachers’ union as a whole is concerned about the background of the company of Realbotix. We’re very concerned about the security of the software that they’re implementing.
Melinda Person, president of the New York State United Teachers, told the paper:
I would say our initial reaction is this is kind of creepy.
The school district paid $57,590 for Sally.
The Sally doll is a rebranded version of the Realbotix companion doll — not a sex doll, Realbotix want to be very clear about that — called Aria, which they showed off at the Consumer Electronics show in 2025.
There’s a Twitter video of Aria in action. The robot blinks, moves its mouth out of sync with its words, and waves its arms around randomly. Bet the kids will love interacting with that. [Twitter, video]
We know Sally is just Aria because the Salamanca City Central School District did a presentation about the classroom robot plan: [YouTube]
A humanoid AI robot known at the time as Aria, now named Sally.
The news coverage of the classroom robot keeps stressing that Realbotix is closely linked to RealDoll, which makes very expensive life-sized humanoid dolls that are sold as sex toys. The link is that Realbotix owns RealDoll.
Simulacra, which owned RealDoll, was bought in 2024 by Tokens.com, a Canadian cryptocurrency company. A very classy sort of owner. [press release]
Tokens.com split Simulacra into Intima, which makes humanoid companion dolls — not sex dolls — Realbotix, which tries to sell the humanoid robot dolls commercially, and Abyss Creations, which is RealDoll. Tokens.com is now Realbotix Corporation, the holding company for the group.
These were all the same company until two years ago. They split them up specifically so the commercial robot company wouldn’t look tawdry. [Logic]
Realbotix were very upset the media coverage of their lovely teacher bot kept mentioning the sex dolls. Realbotix even put out a press release making nonspecific legal threats about the coverage: [press release]
The Company will pursue all available legal remedies, including prosecution where appropriate, against any media outlet or individual that continues to publish false or defamatory information about Realbotix Corp, Realbotix LLC, Intima, or any of its affiliates and subsidiaries.
The holding company still owns RealDoll! Sally from Realbotix is the Aria companion bot from Intima in a different wig! On the evidence, the three businesses might have some association!
The good news for the kids is that the school district has put the robot plan on pause. The New York State Education Commissioner wrote to the school district that: [New York Upstate]
the Department remains concerned about the effect that a humanoid robot may have within a high school classroom.
The district said: [Guardian]
Ensuring that appropriate privacy protections are in place and incorporating input from our community are important parts of the process.
Good idea, you might want to do that! Next time.

