Hello! Here is an extremely stupid update about some incredibly low-stakes bullshit that doesn't matter at all! Oh for the glory days when this was the kind of thing I got worked up about.
Barely six weeks after the XScreenSaver for Android Privacy Policy fiasco, which led to a quite nice piece of writing if I do say so myself, Google decided that if I would not give them a copy of my driver's license, they were going to remove XScreenSaver and XDaliClock from their "Play" [sic] store.
They have now done so.
And I'm all broken up about it.
So you'll have to download those APK files from my web site directly.
Since I enjoy wasting the time and money of multinational superpredators, here's how that discourse went. They have not yet closed the ticket, but since it has now been nearly a month since they last replied, I think we know how this is going to go.
From: jwz@jwz.org
Date: 28 Sep 2024 17:18:00 -0700
I have been distributing these free, open source apps on the Google Play store for more than a decade with this account. You know exactly who I am. But now you are saying that these apps -- which, again, you have been distributing for over a decade without complaint or incident -- are being removed because I won't give you a copy of my driver's license.
I refuse to give you a copy of my driver's license. I do not trust you with that personal information. It's never going to happen. It's none of your business.
Please re-instate my apps.
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2024 01:52:43 -0700
Subject: [0-9208000037108] Your message about Google Play
From: googleplay-developer-support@google.com
To: jwz@jwz.org
Hi Jamie Zawinski,
Thanks for contacting the Google Play team.
I reviewed your issue and escalated it to the appropriate team. I appreciate your patience while we look further into your request. I will provide an update as soon as I have information.
If you are located in the EU, you may have additional redress options. Learn more about those potential options in the EU Out-of-Court Dispute Resolution Help Center Routing ID: ZLFS
Regards,
Zeke
The Google Play Team
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2024 21:48:44 -0700
Subject: Re: [0-9208000037108] Your message about Google Play
From: googleplay-developer-support@google.com
To: jwz@jwz.org
Hi Jamie Zawinski,
Thanks for contacting the Google Play team.
Please complete the verification request. You either have not yet submitted your information and/or documentation, or we were unable to verify your information and/or documentation. Please re-submit new information and/or documentation that meets all of our verification requirements.
Thanks for your understanding.
Regards,
Bry
The Google Play Team
Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2024 12:08:20 -0700
Subject: Re: [0-9208000037108] Your message about Google Play
From: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
To: googleplay-developer-support@google.com
As I have said repeatedly and plainly -- and your bot just quoted my last response back to me --
No. I will not do that.
I do not trust you with my personal information. You do not need it.
I have been distributing these free, open source apps for more than a decade, and suddenly you have decided to create this problem.
Please restore my account and my apps. If you have any questions about who I am, you can click the link below. Thanks.
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Jamie Zawinski • https://www.jwz.org/about.html
Again, I'm all broken up over this. A single tear rolls down my cheek.
Also do I need to add -- I probably do -- your advice is not being solicited here.
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