
For a while, I have said that the AI slop endgame, for social media companies, is creating a hyper personalized feed full of highly specific content about anything one could possibly imagine. Because AI slop is so easy to make and because social media algorithms are so personalized, this means that Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube can feed you anything they perceive its users to possibly want. So this means that AI slop makers are exploring ever more niche areas of content.
Case in point: Facebook AI slop about the horrific and deadly Texas flood. Topical AI content about disasters, war, current events, and news stories are at this point so commonplace that they are now sadly barely notable, and AI-powered “misinformation” about horrible events are all over every social media feed I can think of. But as we document our descent into this hellhole, I thought some AI slop surfaced on Bluesky by Christina Stephens was particularly notable:

This is slop that shows Louisiana State University football coach Brian Kelly assisting in the Texas floods. Kelly is “famous” in that SEC football coaches are famousish, but he has no real connection to Texas and there is no reason for this content to exist other than the fact that it is being churned out by a Facebook page called LSU Gridiron Glory, which is specifically making AI slop about Kelly and other LSU football figures, including quarterback Garrett Nussmeier and some of his apparent girlfriends. In the grand scheme of things, Brian Kelly is a very minor figure.
This page is churning out slop that includes Brian Kelly’s reaction to last month’s tragic Air India crash and the supposedly amazing line of encouragement he said (this line is never shared, and, of course, the football coach in Louisiana has not had anything to say about a plane that crashed in India). There is slop of Kelly getting his lost wallet returned to him, donating to the homeless, slop of Kelly in the hospital with a rare illness, slop of Kelly being deported by Trump, talking to Apple CEO Tim Cook, and slop of Kelly secretly “paying off the debt owed by a struggling gardener.” The slop is so completely random and specific that I struggle to imagine how one would decide to fill this niche, and, yet, the AI slop economy has done so, anyway.



My point is that there is no reason for LSU football coach Brian Kelly flood rescue inspiration porn to exist on the internet because it did not happen and because it is so hyperspecific as to seem like there could not possibly be a market for such content. And yet someone has decided that ridiculously niche disaster content would get served up by the algorithm to someone who might interact with it.


Then consider that essentially the exact same thing exists, but for fans of the NBC show The Voice. A page called The Voice Fandom is showing AI slop of judge Blake Shelton saving dogs in the Texas flood, Shelton carrying a girl out of a medical clinic in Kerr County, fellow judge Luke Bryan donating to an animal rescue shelter, etc. As we have seen with previous slop factories on Facebook, many of these bizarre images link out to AI-generated “news” websites that are overloaded with ads. There are, surely, thousands of other similar pages that are doing the exact same thing with celebrities big and small, creating an internet where the LSU fans of the world can imagine their coach as first responder or the judge of their favorite TV show as dog savior or whatever.
Very little of this slop has much engagement on it, but one of the Blake Shelton photos has 18,000 likes and a few hundred comments. Slop has gotten so cheap and easy to produce, and Facebook is so easy to spam, that presumably the return is worth it. In covering these pages for months, I have learned that a single person can operate dozens or hundreds of pages and can keep them filled up with content, and so having something occasionally go viral can be enough to make the entire endeavor financially viable. There was a time a few months ago when I would click through these pages endlessly and marvel at the sheer volume of slop being posted, but the tactic has become so common at this point that we have become almost fully desensitized to it.